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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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