I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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