I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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