Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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