I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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