K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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