im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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