Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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