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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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