How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
