hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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