I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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