does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
His nipple licking is glorious
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