I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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