Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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