I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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