He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
