oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
there's paper in my vomit.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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