I cannot find my penis.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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