I think I won the penis lottery.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
