Sponge bath it is.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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