I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Text me some of your sweat
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
