plz talk dirty to me
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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