Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
