AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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