does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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