We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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