windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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