dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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