enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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