PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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