Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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