I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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