its not stalking. its research.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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a search helicopter?!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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