I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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