I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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