i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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