How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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