We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
