is your mom at the bar?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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