Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Im just a social blackout drinker.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just want nice things and good sex
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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