just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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