are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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