you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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