dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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