I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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