3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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