so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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