Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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