why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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