: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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