when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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