I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
im on a boat
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