i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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