yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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