How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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