physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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