she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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